I'm almost 2

My favorite foods are Dannon© yogurt whips,French onion dip with pretzels, and Doritos with tuna fish....

Ninja

Ssshhhhhiiing (it's a microplaner, don't worry grandparents)

Manly stuff

I went to push this tree over but it wouldn't move.

What to do now...

Manly walk 

Throw sticks

Spit in a hole

And try to bring sticks indoors... It only works sometimes.

Diaper rash

What? She said show me where it hurts!

Ancient artifacts

It's history week at school and I found this artifact at home!

BBQ sauce

*parents just don't get technology.

I need a quick pick me up. BBQ I.V. Anyone?

Cheap entertainment!